The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr
I am
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*christopher columbus arrives in america* “lol first” he writes in the sand
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There is always that annoying family of 12 that walk into the theater at the last second
(Source: thinkon-yoursin-s, via fuckyeahloldemort)
